My current obsession is Native American Indians; fabric, jewelry, prints and anything else that reminds me of the wonderful culture. My husband always thought he had a lot of indian blood in him and used to kind of brag about it. He has beautiful olive skin. Then one day, at breakfast, with his Aunt Irene we got to talking about it and I asked her what kind of indian he was (after all, my grandpa is indian so I wanted to know)...and milk just about shot out of her mouth as she said "we ain't indian". I will never forget it. Poor guy.
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