Jeremy: "mom? do i have a booty?"
me: "yes".
J: "is it big?"
me: "yes", but it's not nice to tell other people that they have big booty's".
J: "ooooh, but Uncle Tom has a big booty, wight mommy..."
I can just see it now... "Cousin Shelley has a really big booty. Big Booty Shelley, Big Booty Shelley!"
My friend's daughter asked my dad if he was pregnant. When her mom hushed her and said no I saw the wheels turning in her head right before she said, "He's really fat!" I do believe that inspired the current diet!
I can just see it now... "Cousin Shelley has a really big booty. Big Booty Shelley, Big Booty Shelley!"
ReplyDeleteMy friend's daughter asked my dad if he was pregnant. When her mom hushed her and said no I saw the wheels turning in her head right before she said, "He's really fat!" I do believe that inspired the current diet!